I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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