Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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