So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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