We should be called the Road Head Warriors
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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