my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You coming home soon, man?
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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