think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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