porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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