So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
How does one acquire holy water?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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