Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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