I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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