I have demons in me.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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