I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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