At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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