I hate your face
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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