You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
there was a trapeze. enough said
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
40s are totally the cure
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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