Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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