i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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