Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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