We won't sleep together?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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