Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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