i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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