It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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