just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm bleeding and have questions
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