Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
im about as happy as oj after his trial
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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