hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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