Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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