He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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