i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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