Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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