Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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