I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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