Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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