Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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