You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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