Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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