You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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