I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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