I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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