i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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