he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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