let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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