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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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