fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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