You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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