He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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