i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i drank out of a bidet.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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