This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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