whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Just puked most of my soul out..
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