I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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