the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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