The brown eye won't let me do that either.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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