eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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